ZEUS - CEO, CFO, COO and POO of GiddyPigs.com
PUCK - Co-Owner, parsley taster,
and mailroom attendant
BREAKING NEWS - Puck Removed From Board
In a surprise move, Puck has been removed from the GiddyPigs.com board of directors by a unanimous vote. While a press release stated that it was for "conflict of interest", inside sources have revealed Puck took out a $50 life insurance policy on Zeus, when he heard the CEO was suffering another round of a stone in his bladder. Our sources have also disclosed that Puck has started his own line of children’s t-shirts entitled, Poop Happens.
While Zeus refused to give an official comment we did catch up with him as he left his doctor's office and he stated, “$50! I am priceless! Puck has added insult to injury.”
While Puck will retain his other jobs at GiddyPigs.com, notably as parsley taster and mailroom attendant, he has not been seen at work the last few days. The security guard at Giddy Pig headquarters, Zeffir Belixr told us, “He may be keeping a low profile, or he may be on vacation. Never can tell with that young fellow.”
While Puck will retain his other jobs at GiddyPigs.com, notably as parsley taster and mailroom attendant, he has not been seen at work the last few days. The security guard at Giddy Pig headquarters, Zeffir Belixr told us, “He may be keeping a low profile, or he may be on vacation. Never can tell with that young fellow.”
Zeus wows top Hollywood executives with his idea for a new reality TV show.
FULL GIDDYPIG PRODUCT LINE
Arbour Environmental Shoppe
Pet Circus
CARDS & CHRONICLES
Optical Excellence
Morala Specialty Coffee
Brittons - Glebe
Arbour Environmental Shoppe
Pet Circus
CARDS & CHRONICLES
Optical Excellence
Morala Specialty Coffee
Brittons - Glebe
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Parsley Plus Cleaner - All natural, and leaves your home smelling parsley clean! Buy now for $5.95 -
Peppermint Parsley Soap - a delightful soap to wash your hands and face. Your pets never smelled you so good! Regular size - $4 Small size - $1.49
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The delightful adventures of Zeus and Puck, Episode 1 - $2.99 -
The delightful adventures of Zeus and Puck, Episode 2 - $2.99 Please ignore the price on the picture, Zeus was in a benevolent mood and decided to knock a penny off the price!
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T-shirt - Parsley is the opiate of my people Prices (Organic & Regular) $15 - $26 This is the famous quote from Zeus when he was leader of the Red Parsley Brigade in the Andes. -
T-shirt - Club Zeus Prices (Organic & Regular) $15 - $26 -
T-shirt - Experiment, life is short Prices (Organic & Regular) $15 - $26
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Join the revolution with Che Zeus! (Inside card is blank) -
So you're moving on… (Inside) …you will be missed. -
Just wanted to say… (Inside) Thank you -
(Inside) Nothing. Just wanted to send you a card. -
(Inside) Happy Birthday! -
(Inside) You're a class act. -
(Inside) I'm sorry.
Free Swag - Collector's Buttons and Bookmarks
Get free BUTTONS and BOOKMARKS at:
Brittons, PC Perfect, and Octopus Books in the Glebe.
Brittons, PC Perfect, and Octopus Books in the Glebe.
LINKS
FAN MAIL
Puck the cat sends his picture to Puck.
THE HISTORY OF GUINEA PIGS
Lady Di, age 11, discusses her future with Peanuts the guinea pig.
MEDIA
Bart Simpson understands guinea pigs.
MUSIC
Zeus wanted to do a dance video until he realized it was a lot of work, so he decided to do an eat video.
Zeus writes a Christmas carol for vegetarians. He has been a dedicated vegan since birth.
The now infamous Giddy Pig theme song.
