President Rump to bill Hintonburg for Glebe wall!?!By admin 11/2/2017 - 12:09pm
Newly elected Glebe guinea pig president Ronald Rump is seeking to make good on his controversial campaign promise to build a wall between the Glebe and Hintonburg. However, questions around costs, as well as conflict of interest, continue to plague the pig.
“Rump has shares in both the Parkdale Farmers Market and the Lansdowne Market,” explains the Quadruped Ethics Commissioner, Puffy. “He'll be eating veggies from both markets! Investments in both neighbourhoods is a conflict of interest!”