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Zeus ditched on Valentine’s Day!

By Zeus   11/2/2018 - 8:34am
guinea pig with red hearts and candles

Zeus ditched on Valentine’s Day!

An anonymous source, Valmont, has provided the Glebe Report with several disturbing break-up letters to Zeus citing selfishness, food addiction, and general laziness as deal-breakers. It appears that after last month’s publication of his controversial Me-First (MF)TM theory in Psychology Tomorrow, Zeus’ paramours decided to kick him to the curb once and for all.

Below are several letters that have now gone bacterial on FootBook:

Trouble in Paradise?

By Zeus   25/1/2018 - 7:53am
two guinea pigs facing opposite directioins

As a Registered Couples Counselor, and the founder of the World Institute of Narcissism (WIN), Zeus is often called upon to assist couples through rough times.

“Bipeds wrongly believe that quadrupeds don’t have relationship problems, that somehow they are immune. That view couldn’t be further from the truth,” explains Zeus. 

This claim is supported by the National Hutchhold Survey (NHS), which reported that 72% of quadruped relationships end in resentment. 

But help is available. 

It's that time of year!

By Zeus   9/12/2017 - 9:36am
two guinea pigs with gifts of egg and carrot

Zeus' Holiday Manifesto  Happy Suggestions for Holiday Do's and Don'ts

So that I can get good gifts this year The mailroom at GiddyPigs.com has received one been inundated with questions aboutappropriate gifts to give me your guinea pig for Christmas, Hanukah, Ramaadan and  the holidays.

Remembering Animals Too

By Zeus   10/11/2017 - 7:03am
guinea pig in space astronaut

Remembering Animals Too

Many events are commemorated in November, most notably the end of the Great War of 1918 on November 11. For guinea pigs, November is also animal sacrifice remembrance month.

Giddypigs.com Sold for a Carrot!?

By Zeus   24/10/2017 - 7:13am
guinea pig eating carrot with computer nearby & $10

While Butchie was camping last month, photos of Bella, vice-president and Chief Financial Officer, surfaced allegedly confirming that GiddyPigs.com was sold to an unnamed eastern block country for a carrot. What ensued was a twitter and instagram war between the two GiddyPigs staffers. Enraged, Butchie tweeted, “Back room deal! #traitor” to which Bella coolly responded, “Butchie has never worked at GiddyPigs.com nor does he have any association, formal or informal, with the company, the CEO Zeus, or myself. #Liar.”

Butchie Seeks Nature Cure for Urban Angst

By Zeus   17/10/2017 - 8:00am
guinea pig in little tent

Butchie Seeks Nature Cure for Urban Angst

Many who were concerned for Butchie after his existential crisis last month are hoping that a Labour Day weekend camping trip will provide the tranquility he needs to recharge.

Butchie Suffers Existential Crisis!

By Zeus   11/7/2017 - 6:55am
guinea pig the scream

Butchie Suffers Existential Crisis!

It is with great concern that we report on Butchie's massive existential crisis. “While it is not uncommon for a guinea pig to question his or her existence, it is uncommon for a guinea pig not to eat for more than an hour,” explained Kierpigaard, renowned existentialist philosopher and close personal friend to Butchie.

Queen Pigtoria Day Celebration!

By Zeus   28/5/2017 - 10:28am
Two royal guinea pigs

Queen Pigtoria Day Celebration!

 

The Glebe is buzzing with preparations for Queen Pigtoria's birthday. “Guinea pigs and monarchy are like bread and butter! Destined to be together!” explains Master Bubbles, chief coordinator for Parties 'n Pigs R Us, and graduate from the esteemed British Butler Institute. “The guinea pigs' roots in British history run very deep, very deep, indeed!” adds Master Bubbles.

New OPP Constable Embroiled in Controversy!

By Zeus   4/4/2017 - 6:44am

 

The Organic Parsley Police (OPP) find themselves in hot water after bringing on a new pig to uphold their mandate to maximize the availability of organic parsley in the community. Allegations against Constable Butchie include that he's been eating the parsley shipments he is assigned to inspect and then falsely claiming he was robbed by raccoons.