Zeus Invades China

Zeus plans to invade China with his new clothing line, "Animal Revolution". Zeus has just finished designing the first t-shirt in his new clothing line entitled, "Animal Revolution". He has set his eyes on Asia as an exciting new market for Club Zeus.

Zeus invades China

Zeus plans to invade China with his new clothing line, "Animal Revolution".
Zeus has just finished designing the first t-shirt in his new clothing line entitled, "Animal Revolution". He has set his eyes on Asia as an exciting new market for Club Zeus.

"Asians love guinea pigs - as any intelligent human being does," said Zeus in an exclusive interview. "I see them as a big market for us and I feel my new line, 'Animal Revolution' will fit right in."

The first t-shirt is Zeus in a rather fetching beret with a red star, and beneath him in Chinese text is his now famous quote, "Parsley is the opiate of my people."

Zeus, in his youth, was a member of the Red Parsley Brigade (a guinea pig revolutionary group that sought to have the Andes returned to the indigenous animals). While he is a staunch conservative/capitalist now, his sympathies still lie with less fortunate animals. "They have been used and abused for millennia, and there will come a time when animals will unite and throw off the shackles of human oppression. I believe everyone purchasing my t-shirt will aid in that cause."

While no money from t-shirt sales will actually go towards the fight, Zeus assured us it is the thought that counts.