While Butchie was camping last month, photos of Bella, vice-president and Chief Financial Officer, surfaced allegedly confirming that GiddyPigs.com was sold to an unnamed eastern block country for a carrot.
While Butchie was camping last month, photos of Bella, vice-president and Chief Financial Officer, surfaced allegedly confirming that GiddyPigs.com was sold to an unnamed eastern block country for a carrot. What ensued was a twitter and instagram war between the two GiddyPigs staffers. Enraged, Butchie tweeted, “Back room deal! #traitor” to which Bella coolly responded, “Butchie has never worked at GiddyPigs.com nor does he have any association, formal or informal, with the company, the CEO Zeus, or myself. #Liar.”
This news came as a shocking revelation to many -- most notably Butchie, who apparently thought he had been employed for at least a year at the company. “Shocked! No back pay coming?!? #help!” tweeted the bewildered Butchie.
Glebe businesses are now aflutter with concern about credit they'd given Butchie under the assumption he was high up at GiddyPigs.com and simply a victim of their longstanding pay system issues. “We were led to believe a pay cheque was coming any week now and that it was just a computer glitch,” exclaimed Liam from Earling's Variety.
However, Roam Vronsky, political pundit pigeon, claims the entire scandal is but a ruse created by the elites to boost stock prices and, worse, the media is in on it. “It was GP TV who first broke the so-called story of an alleged deal taking place,” said Vronsky. “But you can see the photograph is fake – the contract on the computer screen has been photoshopped in. More importantly, it's Bella not Butchie that doesn't work at GiddyPigs.com!”
Indeed, Zeus has remained notably silent during the entire affair, supporting Vronsky's claims of stock manipulation and insider trading. “This is yet another example of patently false, attention grabbing headlines for the financial gain of corporate pigs,” lamented Vronsky.