GiddyPigs.com is buzzing with chatter and bustle as the three new pigs have arrived, taking up important posts in the multi-dollar business!
GiddyPigs.com is buzzing with chatter and bustle as the three new pigs have arrived, taking up important posts in the multi-dollar business!
Upon arrival, the three pigs were gifted designer welcome carrots soaked in organic parsley water and imported from Nicastro's Italian Food Emporium on Bank Street to GiddyPigs Lansdowne Park temporary headquarters.
Butchie is the well-known entrepreneurpig who started Air Butchie 'n Butchie (airbnb), the international hutch exchange for elite guinea pigs who travel priority post to exotic destinations.
His mere presence at GiddyPigs.com is expected to result in an increase of 5 to 8 cents a share, though he is known to incur hefty restaurant and bar bills and may not be a positive influence on Zeus.
Bella is a real coup for the company, coming in as new CFO and POO. Numbers wizard and celebrity trainer, the swirly-haired pig is known for whipping a company into both financial and physical health. The outgoing pig is also the most social of the three, known for her trademark tickle kisses upon greeting.
Little is known about the personal life of the secretive Babette. The quietest of the three, she is a behind-the-scenes pig who is credited with being the decade's sleekest strategist, and the brains behind worldwide successes such as uberpig, Pigenchy Paris Fashion House, and Carrot, the most-read magazine in the high art circles.
Exhausted from their excruciatinly long three hour trip, the pigs will be recuperating in the luxury pighouse apartments for an indeterminate amount of time, and at least until the spring grass is up.
Photo: Bella (left), Butchie (centre), Babette (right)